Early Music
Instant Paradise
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Written and recorded in Austin, TX in 1993
Lyrics:
We went down to the river
kicked off our shoes
she was all birds, no bees
no don’ts, all do’s
Little fish were swimming in
our hearts and the wine
Oh, baby, it’s just a classic case
of instant paradise.
I was carrying a Victrola
spare Frank Sinatra
I hired a Wallenda to walk the moon on a wire
Oh if that ain’t desire
Baby, it’s just a classic case
of instant paradise.
Well, I thought things was heaven sent
when we got together here’s how it went
it went ooo yeah, it went alllright
it went ooo yeah, it went all through the night
There was no need to investigate
it was just another classic case
of instant paradise.
Well, the next thing she knows is,
“I’ve never liked roses.”
She’s met another boy
she might be taking a shine
the shine you’re taking is mine
Baby, it’s just a classic case
of instant paradise.
Listen up, boys, for goodness sake
you better be sure and look out for the snakes
creeping round your classic case
of instant paradise.
Baby, don’t say nothing at all
if you can’t say something nice.
You throw the pots
I’ll throw the pans
We’ll call it a compromise
Baby, it’s just a classic case
of instant paradise.
Wherever the Mail Goes
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
(No audio recording of this song exists)
(capo 2 frets)
Lyrics:
Well, I’m her man for now, so I should know
That she goes wherever the mail goes
I can’t stop her wanderin’ to and fro
She goes wherever the mail goes
My friends seen her out as far as Indrio
She goes wherever the mail goes
Damn the rain, damn the sleet, damn the fog and damn the snow
She goes wherever the mail goes
If east is east or west is west
Man, I don’t care
If she keeps the devil busy
on the broad throughfare
Well, I’m her man for now, so I should know
That she goes wherever the mail goes
I can’t stop her wanderin’ to and fro
She goes wherever the mail goes
If east is east or west is west
Man, I don’t care
If she keeps the devil busy
on the broad throughfare
Well, I’m gona mail this song right back to me
And sit don here a’waitin’ on her sweet delivery
Estrellita
Words and music: Alvah Allen (song lyrics, written in the early 1990s)
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Lyrics:
Estrellita
Come on and rise
My ship adrift on
A river of sighs
Estrellita
Impatient I
Waste the day
Awaiting the night
Estrellita
The clocks don’t care
I was a-hiding
everywhere
Estrellita
When I Met Jenny Lindsay
Words and music: Alvah Allen (song lyrics, written in 1993)
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Lyrics:
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
We were morning, noon and night.
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
We would never fuss and fight
Never fuss and…
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
When I met Jenny Lindsay
Believe it was my good fortune
Believe it was down by the pond
Believe it was middle of winter
And I say, I believe I’ll take you spring and all
Take you spring and…
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
When I met Jenny Lindsay
Oh my soul, my my sweet soul
Everything I bought and some I stole
Some I stole for…
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
Started attending church real regular
Father, he could preach like Pa
We got married on a Sunday
And I say, I believe I’ll take you spring and all
Take you spring and…
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
Oh my soul, my my sweet soul
Everything I bought and some I stole.
Some I stole for…
When I met Jenny Lindsay,
When I met Jenny Lindsay
Unchained Melody/Sweet Business on Nueces
Unchained Melody (lyrics by Hy Zaret)
Sweet Business on Nueces words and music: Alvah Allen (song lyrics, written in 1993)
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Lyrics:
(Unchained Melody)
Oh my love, my darling
I’ve hungered for your touch
The long, lonely nights
Time goes by so slowly
and time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love, I need your love
God speed your love to me.
_________
(Sweet Business on Nueces)
Well, I got me a woman to answer my phone
But now when we start in loving, baby
Ain’t nobody home
There ain’t nobody home
And I got such sweet business on Nueces
Such sweet business on Nueces
Well, I thought our dog was dead, you know,
I could not hear her barking
But I looked across the meadow
and there she was a meadow larking
There she was one o’clocking.
And I got such sweet business on Nueces
Such sweet business on Nueces
Well, she thought she was Johnny Reb seceding from the union
But went up to Appomattox
We cleared up that confusion, cleared up that confusion.
And I got such sweet business on Nueces
Such sweet business on Nueces
Well, her house got a fence you know, but it ain’t got no gate
When she says, ‘come on in, darling,’ Yeah, I don’t hesitate, I don’t hesitate.
And I got such sweet business on Nueces
Such sweet business on Nueces
__________
(Unchained Melody)
Time goes by so slowly
and time can do so much
Are you still mine?
Talking Since Leaving
(formerly: Dreaming in Crinoline)
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Written in Austin or right after Alvah returned to Jax from Austin, circa 1992
There is no recording of Alvah singing this, but Ward’s version can be heard here on the new release, In a Spree Across the South.
Lyrics:
Well, me and Ernie and Grover
got to talking it over
and we’re headed down the block
on the next steamroller
we don’t care where we go
joking with the Chicanos
and trying to avoid flattening children
I told my fellow jailbird
“You see it went like this
I moved out to Texas
and got me an accomplice
well, she wasn’t much for sleeping
but she did possess
a Veronica Lake kind of drowsiness
She said, “Let’s save gas, baby, let’s carpool
first you can take me by your bank
and then I’ll take you to school”
She said, “I’d never ask you to leave me
but I wish that you would” and
“I don’t know what’s got you, son,
but it’s got you good”
And now she’s five months pregnant
and six months gone
I got my beer in my hand
I got my cigarette going
she says she’s gonna marry him
she’s drifting off to sleep again
I always dreamed in black and white,
she always dreamed in crinoline
I ain’t been doing a lot of talking since leaving
Well, it’s a sad tale, but I’ll try and recount it
I started living in the ledger
with my father’s accountant
he said, “Your calculations are a little off
you’re developing a nasty cough
and your golf game don’t really
seem to be improving”
Now it’s just me and Mrs. Marple
on the big blue marble
we’re working out the mysteries
and digging up the plain-to-sees
she says, “You look like Poirot,
a little like Hercules, although”
“surely, Mrs. Marple, you must be joking”
And now she’s five months pregnant
and six months gone
I got my beer in my hand
I got my cigarette going
she says she’s gonna marry him
she’s drifting off to sleep again
I always dreamed in black and white,
she always dreamed in crinoline
I ain’t been doing a lot of talking since leaving
Well, there’s another detail
that bears relating
first we moved in together
and then we started dating
I ended up loving
she ended up not equivocating
she said, “that’s not singing
you’re doing, son, that’s compensating”
They can call me the albatross,
but I don’t care
you know it only reminds me of Baudelaire
he said, “That bird’s pathetic on the deck
but you should see him in the air”
And now she’s five months pregnant
and six months gone
I got my beer in my hand
I got my cigarette going
she says she’s gonna marry him
she’s drifting off to sleep again
I always dreamed in black and white,
she always dreamed in crinoline
I ain’t been doing a lot of talking since leaving
But now I’m staying in the cupboard
with my best friend’s lover
and I’d invite her to tea
just to see what’s become of me,
but there’s something in the sugar
and my best friend’s lover says,
“Why don’t you try my aunt Liz’s recipe,
she said stop stirring, stop stirring,
stop stirring, start listening”
Symphony in C Regular
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
(Song lyrics, written in 1993–“about life out at Grandma and Pop Pop’s”)
Lyrics:
Cousins got the truck out raising the fence
And the dog is barking and it makes more sense
than the 6 on the dash, 4 on the floor
And if we get pissed that’s what the pistol’s for.
And it seem to me
it’s got to be
a Symphony in C Regular.
Annie’s out back hanging clothes on the line
And when she bends over she sure looks fine
Don’t it go to say, don’t it go to show
Don’t you want to whistle when the whistle blow.
And it seem to me
it’s got to be
a Symphony in C Regular.
Pop’s out back he’s pitching horseshoes
Grandma’s looking on, she’s a little confused
She said, ‘that one’s a ringer’
He said, ‘I know it ain’t’
They called the whole thing off on account of rain.
And it seem to me
it’s got to be
a Symphony in C Regular.
Josh don’t like zebras, he likes chickens
He ain’t into forks, he’s into fingerlickin’
And if he gets tired or if he gets bored
We’ll put his little redhead out in the yard
And it seem to me
it’s got to be
a Symphony in C Regular.
Loreen jumps up and yells ‘Sweet Jesus,
you can’t do a puzzle, if you ain’t got pieces’
Robert, he says, ‘looka here, woman,
where in the hell did you hide my bourbon?’
And it seem to me
it’s got to be
a Symphony in C Regular.
Sleepy Little Industries
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen (song lyrics written in the early 1990’s)
Lyrics:
Well, the leaves just can’t stay on the trees
They’ve been blowing around for centuries
It kinda sound like you and me
It’s my favorite kind of catastrophe.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Well, it’s raining all over the Hundred Acre Wood
And all God’s chillens going down in the flood
Like a cartoon actor almost persuaded
I gotta love you baby when you get animated.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Well, they ain’t got you and they cain’t get me
Baby, let’s drag down the economy
Ain’t shipping nothing overseas
We got sleepy little industries.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Ain’t no reason about it.
Silvia’s Waltz
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
(song lyrics, written in 1993, about Joey’s then girlfriend, Silvia Navarro)
Lyrics:
And you sing Silvia’s Waltz like the Tennessee Waltz
But you throw in a little twist or two
My best friend was working late one night
Silvie didn’t know what to do.
She called me up on the phone.
Said I don’t want to go to no ballet alone
And I guess that I wouldn’t much mind going with you.
And what Edward said to Giselle that night
He said without saying a thing.
He jumped up and down and hopped all around
It means: Will you be my sweet little thing?
I was busy doing the Silvia’s Waltz, I’d just about gotten it down
My chin on my chest, my hands in my pockets
and both of my feet on the ground.
Singing plié, plié, plié, plié, plié,
Lord, lord, lord, plié, plié, plié, plié, plié.
And what Edward said when Giselle had fled
He said without saying a thing
Well he jumped up and down and he hopped all around
I guess she’s planning on keeping the ring.
Silvia’s gone, she’s gone back to Spain
And my best friend keeps coming around.
He’s always doing Silvia’s Waltz, it’s just about gotten him down.
He don’t say much and he don’t move around.
He’s got his chin on his chest, his hands in his pockets
And both of his feet on the ground.
And you sing Silvia’s Waltz like the Tennessee Waltz
But you throw in a little twist or two
You don’t say much and you don’t move around
And you’re never quite sure when you’re through.
Singing plié, plié, plié, plié, plié,
Lord, lord, lord, plié, plié, plié, plié, plié
Sailing the House Down River
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen (lyrics circa 1990)
Performed by Alvah Allen & Amy Slaughter:
Lyrics:
It starts out just like Fitzcarraldo in
the summer’s end.
Daddy set about hiring
the hired man.
Clear the trees and cut a path down to
the river’s bend.
Oh child, oh children.
Nothing left to do but fade away.
Nothing left to do but fade away.
Nothing left to do but fade away.
Sailing the house down river.
Sailing the house down river.
Sailing the house down river.
We’ve been here since ‘94
4 or before
I can still remember how we spent
Our summers then.
Oh child, oh children.
Nothing left to do but fade away.
Nothing left to do but fade away.
Nothing left to do but fade away.
Sailing the house down river.
Sailing the house down river.
Sailing the house down river.
My Drunk Chauffeur
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen (circa early 1990’s)
Lyrics:
Could you kindly drop me home?
Could we finally say good night?
On its way for years, it suddenly appeared
In my eyes, like traveling light.
Why must it be like this?
Baby, why you drink like that?
I’ll have to take the fifth
And go ’round back.
Well, the bloom is on the ground
And the writing’s on the wall
On its way for years, it suddenly appeared
In her eyes, like traveling light.
Why must it be like this?
Baby, why you drink like that?
I’ll have to take the fifth
And go ’round back.
Well, me and my drunk chauffeur
Couldn’t find no place to turn around
And me and my drunk chauffeur
Burning every bridge in town.
Why must it be like this?
Baby, why you drink like that?
I’ll have to take the fifth
And go ’round back.
Could you kindly drop me home?
Could we finally say good night?
On its way for years, it suddenly appeared
In my eyes, like traveling light.
In my eyes, like traveling light.
Walnut Bites the Devil (plus bonus lines)
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Lyrics:
Well, the devil took Mopac to Wells Branch
lookin’ for a soul to steal
Saw Tracy Miller, standin’ around
She was lookin’ to make a deal
You gotta pump up the bass
cause she’s nothin’ but treble
when Walnut bites the devil
When Miss Tracy gives in to temptation
the darkness is takin’ it’s hold
Can’t do nothin’, cause I’m just a big sap
but little shar pei starts feelin’ bold
Well, sometimes we’re laughin’
sometimes we revel
when Walnut bites the Devil
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At the end of this recording are a few lines from something else…
Well, she lives with men wear big old funny fuzzy hat
She almost got runned over by a liberal Democrat
She likes it like that, she likes that
she likes it like that, uh huh, she likes it like that
Keep My Baby While I’m Away
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Lyrics:
Take her to church functions
And the women’s club luncheon
Develop her natural talent for macrame
Make her memorize the stars
But don’t lend her the car
And keep my baby out the bars while I’m away
Keep my baby company
And keep my baby lonely
And keep my baby warm, yeah
Keep my baby warm
And keep my baby tired
And keep my baby warm, yeah
The California days and the California nights
And the car went on through the night
The soul I’m gone but the days go on
And the (?) feel alright
Keep my baby company
And keep my baby lonely
And keep my baby warm, yeah
Take her to church functions
And the women’s club luncheon
Develop her natural talent for macrame
Make her memorize the stars
Don’t lend her the car
And keep my baby out the bars while I’m away
Arrange to Stay
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Lyrics:
Tell me that you can’t explain it
Tell me that it’s just that way
Tell me I should send my things down
Run my family right away, right away, right away
Arrange, arrange to stay
Arrange, arrange to stay
Tell me somethin’ that I don’t know
Wish I might, I wish I may
Talk to you about a secret
Want to say, want to say, want to say,
Arrange, arrange to stay
Arrange, arrange to stay
Arrange, arrange to stay
From Sunday On
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Recorded circa 1993 on cassette for Amy to take with her to Russia
Lyrics:
Hey lookie there what the rain done brung out
Here come little Lily with her hands all wrung out
There she goes chasing after the swans
goin’ in swimmin’ with her church clothes on
Everybody thinks she’s really somethin’
You oughta seen those
catfish jumpin’, catfish jumpin’, catfish jumpin’
Hey, lookie there what the cat done dug up
Here come little me with my mind all made up
Saying, ‘listen up, Baby, I’m in love with you and
you gotta tell me what I got to do.
I’m crossin’ my heart and I’m hopin’ to die’
She said, ‘here’s a needle
for your eye, for your eye, for your eye’
I swear from Sunday on
I swear from Sunday on
You’re the one
Hey, lookie there what the sun done shone down
Here come little Lily with her sleeves all rolled down
Says, ‘maybe I will and maybe I won’t
maybe I do and maybe I don’t
maybe if you were the very last guy, maybe the day
the day I die, the day I die, the day I die’
I swear from Sunday on
I swear from Sunday on
You’re the one
Hey lookie there what the singer done sung out
Here come little me with my stars all strung out
I’m wearin’ my hat on the back of my head
and I don’t give a damn what the Bible said about
fools and angels and fearin’ to tread
Wrote her a note
and here’s what it read, here’s what it read, here’s what it read
Let’s go down by the water tower
We got time to waste an hour or two
We got time for an indiscretion or two
We got time for an oversight or two
Make up a story, shrug on a shawl
tellin’ your mom we’re takin’ the afternoon
we gotta get the best of the afternoon
And she said, ‘Baby, can I kiss you good?’
I said, ‘well I never, well
I wish you would, I wish you would, I wish you would’
Gospel Daddy
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen and Ward Morford
Lyrics:
Singin’ ‘cause I kiss alright
you got to know it, baby,
almost every night
I say now come to me
I’m your gospel daddy
I’ll stay on your scene
you got to know it
like a skinny, white Al Green
singin’ come to me
I’m your gospel daddy
Well, I remember your little
Eastern ploy
I remember when you left me
for the Krishna boy
You said, “He ain’t much
to look at, but, he sure can cook”
You were servin’ hummus
at the plaza babe
you sure got took.
But I said, “Oh well,
it’s a crying shame”
I said, “Oh well, must be
some Shiva thang
some Shiva thang
Singin’ ‘cause I kiss alright
you got to know it, baby,
almost every night
I say now come to me
I’m your gospel daddy
‘Cause it’s an ecumenical attraction
you remind me
of the young Mahalia Jackson
singin’ come to me
I’m your gospel daddy
In the morning,
in the morning time
In the ev’nin’
In the ev’nin’ sublime
Well, sometimes there’s nuthin’
between you and me
but a list of existential ambiguities
and I never believed in anything
and I didn’t plan on startin’
this morning
but then I woke up
with you by my side
and then I called in
I called in satisfied
so satisfied
Singin’ ‘cause I kiss alright
you got to know it, baby,
almost every night
I say now come to me
I’m your gospel daddy
I’ll stay on your scene
you got to know it
like a skinny, white Al Green
singin’ come to me
I’m your gospel daddy
In the morning,
in the morning time
In the ev’nin’
In the ev’nin’ sublime
Bring Your Girl a Tangerine
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen
Get your ass out in the yard
might not last long
or get you far
reach a ladder into the green
bring your girl a tangerine
She saw you comin’
from a mile away
standin’ on her porch
without a thing to say
if she smiles a little
through the screen
bring your girl a tangerine
She’s so unsweet
but more than fair
Says “baby, I adored you
for a second there.”
Define capricious, define serene
bring your girl a tangerine
And it may be more
than she deserves
but you can figure
that one out afterwards
Lightning must’a stayed
up in the tree
for a month or more
‘til it struck me
like a force of nature
or a hand unseen
bring your girl a tangerine
Leave the apple
up on the bough
go on back home
and wait around.
If you’re as lucky
as I can be
maybe she’ll bring you
a tangerine
And it may be more
than you deserve
but she can figure
that one out afterwards
Get your ass out in the yard
might not last long
or get you far
reach a ladder into the green
bring your girl a tangerine
Said, bring your girl a tangerine.
(Appeared on 1998 demo “Southern Amusement”)
Little Walnut
Words and music: Alvah Allen
Performed by: Alvah Allen (c. 1993)
This song was written during Alvah’s stint in Austin. It’s about his dog Walnut, who was a shar pei.
You know, a man gets tired of bringin’ in his own newspaper and gettin’ his own slippers and fetchin’ his own balls after while, so sometimes he decides to get him a dog. This is about Walnut.
Lyrics:
Well, little Walnut sure is big on lookin’ around
Much more so than the dogs down at the pound.
Well, she used to live out near Pflugerville,
that town won’t light up like Austin will
and little Walnut sure is big on lookin’ around.
Well, little Walnut sure is big on nosin’ around.
She can’t believe the sights, can’t believe the sounds.
Well, she took herself on down to Antone’s,
you know, diggin’ the blues sure beats diggin’ up bones.
Little Walnut sure is big on lookin’ around.
Well, she used to love to ramble, used to love to party.
Now she’s spending all her time down at Mexic-Arte.
They said, pequeño tiene muchos compañeros
Seem like everybody knows her everywhere she goes.
Well, I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it again,
little Walnut’s feeling pretty cosmopolitan.
Little Walnut sure is big on lookin’ around.
Well, the family comes from China, but it’s not that simple,
you see she’s a little bit Texas and a whole lot Oriental.