Working at the Dog Wash

You can train dogs
to do amazing things

if you really work at it.
Catch frisbees, go to the fridge

and grab you a beer,
pee outside…theoretically.

People make a decent living
training other people

to train their dogs.
But, the person

who can train one dog
to wash another dog

will earn my undying
admiration

and probably a treat.

–March 16, 2019