Summer’s Most Controversial Shoe

You don’t want the world to end
but, you finally understand

why it’s going to and probably should.
It’ll be about 119 degrees in Anchorage

tomorrow (that’s slightly above average)
and yet apparently there’s

a controversy raging
about Kim Kardashian’s

summer foot-wear. Understand,
you can’t have a controversy

without competing sides.
So, that means there are two sets

grown-ass people exhaling CO2
and cutting down trees

arguing over, at the very least,
two types of sandals.

Wintour is coming.

–June 10, 2019