She Thowed Me Bones – Alvah Allen

(Song lyrics)

I asked her what
Was in the pot
It sure smelled good
It looked pipin’ hot

She smiled a little
Didn’t hesitate
Felt like a jerk
Holdin’ out my plate

She thowed bones
She thowed me bones
Just sweet enough
To keep me hangin’ on
She thowed me bones
She thowed me bones
She thowed me bones

Well, her and I
We took a drive
Couldn’t wait to see
Her countryside

Said, “baby, this right here
Looks like the perfect spot
For makin’ love
And all whatnot”

But, she thowed bones
She thowed me bones, boys
She yanked the leash
Goddamn, doggone
She thowed me bones
She thowed me bones
She thowed me bones

There ain’t but so much
That a man can take
She told me where to go
To file my complaint

Well, the lesson boys
If you ain’t guessed yet
If that’s damn good
Be glad for what you get

She thowed bones
She thowed me bones
Lost all my teeth
And she’s long gone
She thowed me bones
She thowed me bones
She thowed me bones

–May 17, 2019