Jane Hath a Way
I’ve always loved you
Jane Hathaway
I’ve always loved
your ideas of the appropriate
the way you stand
as a frumpty pillar of sanity
between The Clampetts
and Mr. Drysdale.
O, how I would love
to lie with thee
on the sunny shores
of the cement pond.
Yes, Jane Hathaway, yes
I know I’ll always keep
My money in your bank.
–September 13, 2017
An earlier version was written October 22, 1991.
With reference to “The Beverly Hillbillies” tv show.