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I Went West
So, I went West one last time with $1000, a silver horse, and a borrowed pistol. I hope the horse makes it. I borrowed the pistol for looks. --November 27, 2019
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How Houdini Died
Lotta, lotta misconceptions about how old Harry Houdini died. There’s the story about him getting punched in the gut by a football player and dying of a ruptured appendix. Some people think he…
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My Novel
You should really read my unfinished, barely started, first novel. you can finish it in one sitting. Hell, you can finish it in one standing. You won’t be able to put it down.
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Delivery
Yes, m’am, send us your address. We can have anything you want over to you in fifteen minutes or less. No, m’am. The things you need
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How Would it Work
How would it work, exactly? Me meeting you again. Would we swim to an island? Pick one, far from me and close to you. I’ll leave now.
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Tractor
Let’s get married on a tractor. Just me and you and the tractor. The old-school kind, rusted and red
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Outlawed
Legally, you can love someone until the day it’s outlawed and even then, if you’ve got a good attorney, you can love them on appeal.
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Blue Vase
I got a good deal on a blue vase and then I filled it with the things I had. A beat-up dime, a bluebonnet,
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Discovery
The defendant, the operative, 55, balding and stooped descends the courthouse steps. He can plead anything he wants, he’s got the right
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1-Star Witness
The ice-machine down the hall keeps telling you things are breaking up. This place has the most interesting ceilings,
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